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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

TAGGED BY SANKAI

Well, I got tagged by Sankai....since the questions were in BM, my reply will be in rojak.....Actually the questions were so much Indonesian...takpe lah, Jawa pun Jawa la janji rockkkkk ..... so here goes.............

TANDA TANDA

1. Tanda2 kamu badmood?
Saya jarang sesangat nak bad mood...sebab saya happy go lucky....dan juga saya tak pernah mengalami 'period' ataupun mengalami near menopause eh silap... andropause. Kalau ada pun tanda-tandanya saya dok diam aje.... buat hal sendiri sendiri sampai mood tu hilang ...biasanya sekejap aje...

2. Tanda2 kamu marah?
Badan bertukar jadi hijau???? no??? Lihat pada tahap kemarahan....Kalau marah lite-lite, saya diam aje, kalau marah tahap gaban.......ermmm hell hath no fury.....angin puting beliung pun sujud gitu... tapi susah sangat nak jadi...penah jadi long long long time ago... no reason as for now....

3. Tanda2 kamu sinting?
Telefon kawan di Bali untuk bertanyakan maksud 'sinting' dan jawapannya 'gila'. ermmm sepanjang hidup ni masih waras dan belum ada tanda-tanda mengalami saat saat kegilaan itu... tak tau la ada ker kengkawan yang dah tengok tanda tanda kesintingan daku ....

4. Tanda2 kamu malu?
Telinga menjadi merah...bulu bulu roma akan mengembang dengan sendirinya. Itu berlaku apabila terasa kemaluan yang melampau..Full stop.

5. Tanda2 kamu sedang cemburu?
Apabila melakukan apa apa perkara jadi serba tak kena atau tak jadi tak menjadi.....Mandi tak basah, makan tetap lalu dan semakin banyak dan banyak........

6. Tanda2 kamu sedang sedih?
Buat buat happy dan cuba buat lawak bodoh.... pastu hilangkan diri daripada orang ramai seketika untuk berkhalwat (menyendiri) ...dalam gua eh....dalam rumah...masa kecik dulu suka gigit kuku jari tangan ngan jari kaki (yup ..masa kecik dulu I slim u'olls.........)..sekarang jari tangan aje....sebab jari kaki tak sampai..dihalang oleh perut..( Paling tak suker org tengok my kuku...horrible...)

7. Tanda2 kamu gembira?
Sengih memanjang.....senyum kambing ala ala selepas mencapai orgasm gitu.....

APA

1. Apa warna baju kamu pakai sekarang?
Kemeja stripe biru berbelang-belang...........(baju baru....opsss...tak da dalam soalan...) terlebih sudah....

2. Apakah kamu termasuk orang yang suka shopping?
Very............... nak beli dua mende bawak balik dua bakul........pastu nangis tengok wallet....

3. Apakah kamu percaya love at first sight?
Love mungkin tidak....tapi rasa nak kenal lebih jauh tu ada...

4. Apa yang ingin kamu lakukan sekarang?
Lunch hour...so stop nak gi take my usual short nap....(as practice by Dr M)...

5. Apa rasa dihati kamu saat ini?
Takda rasa aper aper..... still have my feet on the ground....and still smilling terkenangkan peristiwa semalam.....(wink...wink at someone)......

BILA

1. Bila pertama kali kamu dilahirkan kedunia ini?
Sankai betui...kenapa la pertama kali...mcm diberanakkan banyak kali lak....(ala ala reincarnation ker nih...) 2 Mac 19** yup dah dekat dah harijadi so u all dah leh start window shopping kalau nak bagi hadiah....

2. Bila saat terindah dalam hidupmu?
Mengadap Kaabah dengan mata kepala sendiri untuk kali pertama...no words can describe that..

3. Bila kali terakhir dimarahi ibubapa?
ermmm semalam, mak suruh semayang.....

4. Bila kali terakhir ehem ehem ehem?
ehhhh.... citer dalam kelambu kekal dalam kelambu....(walaupun umah takda kelambu)

5. Bila kamu akan married?
Been there done that........(masih teringat waktu akad nikah...pink satin)...


BAGAIMANA

1. Bagaimana jika ada orang buat kamu sakit hati?
Doakan supaya Allah mengampunkan segala dosa-dosa dier.....yeah rite...wanna know the best mak lampir's aka untie mendrem hp no.? to those yang dah "kena" can also take her no....

2. Bagaimana kalau ada orang cakap kamu lawa/hensem?
Saya bagi dier duit sebab dier bohong...(duit kertas cina yang dibakar semasa gi kebumi or bakar coz sama gak cuba-cuba nangis tapi tak sedih).....adus stupid analogy lagikk

3. Bagaimana jika ada teman kamu, meninggalkan kamu?
obviously dier dah tak sayangkan saya lagi, so buat aper nak fikirkan aper aper...give a kiss...say good bye and good luck...."cuba try test cari org yang leh sayangkan you lebih daripada I"...ahuk ahuk ahuk.....(give time line untuk sedih, 3 days? 4 days? pastu, yeye..... I am back in the market again...gituw...nolah I am nice.........

4. Bagaimana jika ada orang tidak suka sama kamu?
As if I care and I know 10 orang pulak tak akan suka kat dia. Such a toxic people....pi pi pi..get lost...

5. Bagaimana jika kamu bangun kamu di kelilingi api?
Mengucap takut tak sempat......cari air atau fire extinguisher (memang simpan kat rumah) and berserah pada takdir...kalau dah sampai masanya.....ku pergi jua.... pindaan & tambahan...my love one suruh masukkan - kena selamatkan dier dulu...kena masuk nanti dier merajuk..... ok honeybunny????

6. Bagaimana jika kamu keseorangan?
I make myself happy...sorang ke berdua ker ...beribu ker...I know how to make myself happy.....



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13 comments:

Sankai said...

Where the heck is the fire extinguisher?? i tak pernah tawww pun ada. adoi.. nie lar dasar nak selamat diri sendiri.. biarkan i nie rentung! gituwww...

mmg terserlah kehappy-go-luckyan. hahaha

bila u marah.. badan bukan lagi hijau.. tapi itam.. akibat menahan darah yg mengalir deras dalam badan tuh.. hehehe.. dan silap2 ... *plappp..* meletops..


opss..

"terlebih sudah..."


hahaah..

nice response.

Cheers,

February 10, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Sankai said...

owh yeah... lupa...

mak suruh remind u .. JANGAN TINGGAL SEMBAHYANG !

February 10, 2009 at 4:14 PM
Hardchub said...

U dont know where the fire extinguisher is coz u r too bz with the cats and not the fish... its near the aquarium...next to the shoe selves...

And yes mak jugak cakap suruh bagi duit kalau i mintak...opss...matiiiiiiiii

February 10, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Sankai said...

ehh.. hutang dah bayar okay.. next month tinggal skitz ajer lagik.. pastu langsai..


fire extinguisher next to the aquarium? or is the aquarium the fire extinguisher???

heh..

cheers,

February 10, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Anonymous said...

drama ker sinetron ni???

pusing sudah kepalaku neh....

hua hua hua

February 10, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Anonymous said...

sankai> yeah rite...u can squeeze the parrot fish to produce water....very tom and jerry...

Adus,pasai bab-bab hutang ni pung nak cakap kat sini, cakap citer ler nanti org lain ingat I kaya.....matiiiiiiiii....

February 11, 2009 at 9:00 AM
eisz.net said...

4. Bila kali terakhir ehem ehem ehem?
ehhhh.... citer dalam kelambu kekal dalam kelambu....(walaupun umah takda kelambu)

replied,

HBK cerita pasal berak, dia cerita pasal kelambu. ampess.

February 11, 2009 at 9:04 PM
Zharif said...

hehehe...

February 11, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Anonymous said...

Eisz> yeke berak?? opss..sorry le masa kecik kecik dulus memang tido dalam kelambu suka sgt esp nyamuk masuk dalam kelambu mesti cari dan jumpa kat bucu kelambu, pastu bunuh dengan darah melekat lekat kat tangan...sadis kan...pastu baru leh tido...miss my kelambu and big pillow nites...ala ala masuk dlm alam lain aje...

Zaff>> heheh too, whatever that implies...hehe

February 12, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Anonymous said...

nice respons... patutla... hehehe...

welcome to the blogging world bro..

cheers...

February 12, 2009 at 10:03 AM
eisz.net said...

hard: ekekeke ..

Zaff: motip idop kembali? ops! mesti tak tahan kan nak post entry entry baru walaupun kata nak stop menaep blog. wateva!

February 12, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Anonymous said...

awis>>>...thx my friend, like to read urs too...bapak budak baru belajar la katakan...many part to improve...take care...

Eisz >>> bila nak jumpa nih...gi karoke ke, mai KL dah lama tak jumpa2...

February 12, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Zharif said...

Eisz: hehehe eisz.. kecah jek

February 12, 2009 at 9:48 PM

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